/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19166943
Do you use a traditional water heater or one of the newer electric on-demand ones?

>>19130464
The future.

>following recipe
>"boil water"
>then it says "add pasta to water"
>but I already boiled it
wtf

>>18714109
suck my balls tranny freak.

>>18702511

>>18671046
>work at kfc as assistant manager
>customer complains about fly eggs on chicken
>doubt.jpg
>attaches photo
>clearly day-old chicken, stale breading and congealed fat, house was filthy enough that flies laid eggs on it overnight
>demand a full refund for their order ($50)
>tell them that the chicken was clearly left out overnight, offer them $20 store credit because have to keep customers happy
>they accept and are back in that night
I have to wonder if they would have eaten that day-old chicken if it wasn't flyblown.

>>18579453
Looks like the kind of salad I'd enjoy at a nice picnic

I want to consoom more teapots even though I don't need them.

I've never cooked anything beyond eggs, beef/chicken and some veg so understand I have virtually no experience with cooking but I wanna learn from you, specifically you.

Has anyone used this?
https://myteapal.com/
From what I can tell, it's tea letterboxd with a tacked on tea subscription service. Mobile only and I think only zoomers use it.

Happy Saturday. I'm at the beach drinking a Mich Ultra with bloody Mary mix and Tabasco sauce poured into it. How is your day going

I drank a whole bottle of wine and I barely have a buzz

>>18357529
not sure what you're talking about anon, are you sure you're feeling well?

wait a minute is that.......

Cooking is literally impossible for me, everytime I try cook something it goes horribly wrong, no matter how simple the recipe is.

Try to make omelette? It sticks to the pan no matter how much oil I use and ruins the pan due to it burning.
Try to make mac and cheese? The sauce comes out grainy and watery everytime.
Try to cook chicken? It comes out extremely dry everytime no matter what I do.

>practice gf wants to join my Costco family plan