/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20292447
>20g isn't that much. Thats half a can of soda.
Imagine being so sugarbrained your baseline for a normal amount of sugar is a fucking coke.

>>14770515
>tfw always worried that friends/family actually hate my food but say that my food is good because they don't want to hurt my feelings

>tfw you'll never have breakfast at Aunt Meg's while kicking it with the Nerd Herd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmJP9XHqiAM

I usually start with some mac and cheese and a few beers, then about half way through I get some chocolate cake and have some more beer.

>kitchen right across the hall from me
>get stressed
>eat a snack
>boss yells at me about something
>eat another snack
>stomach getting sore but so stressed can't stop eating

>>11546975
yea that looks really good

>just ate a tasty frozen pizza
>already hungry for another one
what to do /ck/?

why am I so hungry?

I drove a few extra miles the other day to try Whataburger for the first time. Ended up getting too anxious because the drive-through was weird. Turned around and went to McDonald's like usual. One day I'll build up the courage to try it. Anons make it sound good

>unwrap pizza
>leave on counter
>forget to preheat oven
>thirty minutes later, set oven
>forget about pizza
>four hours later, come back to soggy pizza
>oven is broken
>eat cold, soggy pizza in the dark
>get tummy ache

>Be obese
>Move into an apartment to be closer to my job because I am obese and can't drive so need to walk in
>one of the guys already living in the house is a really fit guy
>feel really good, think I will ask him to teach me his fit guy recipes
>for the first few weeks I am too nervous to speak to him
>decide it would be better to put a camera in the kitchen and film him cooing in secret
>do this a few times without him noticing
>watch videos in my room of him cooking stuff like tuna patties, and healthy vegetables curry
>manage to try and copy his recipes a few times
>one day he walks into the kitchen whilst I am making some chickpea tagine I saw him making
>he smiles
>says it smells nice
>asks what gave me the idea
>I misinteprit his smiling as him knowing about the camera
>tell him a 'really special cooking show' taught me
>he asks what it is called
>I grab my laptop and show the films of him in the kitchen
>turns out he didn't know
>he gets really mad, starts calling me a fat loser creep
>asks me what the fuck i am doing etc
>try to banter my way out
>make a joke suggesting I had to because the shower was too steamy for my camera
>he slaps me across the face and throws my tagine onto the floor
>I clean it up and go get McDonalds


I mean technically I was the bad roommate but I feel unfiar he didn't notice I struggle socially

>go to just eat a few sour patch kids
>eat the whole bag

>go to just eat a couple of pringles
>minutes later the entire can is empty

why am I such a pathetic fat fuck. anybody else know these feels?

>>4335002
Because I live on campus and don't have a car

>tfw you love chicken wings but hate having to floss for 10 minutes after