/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>As the morning sun begins to gleam behind the cool dawn's eerie haze, a lone McDonald's barista artisanally tamps a pod of exquisite brown grounds, roasted to exacting factory specifications, into the The Great Coffee Machine, the imposing and inscrutable industrial heritage of his forbears.
>"This customer ordered six sugars," he ponders. "He will need this energy to continue building America toward unimaginable greatness."
>This coffee is no homemade Folgers, granted--but then, not every man is fortunate enough to have a wife to prepare the automatic coffee maker the night before as he nurses his Steel Reserve. Some men... some men must ride alone. This customer is a lone wolf, a cowboy, a ronin, a rebel. And with this cup of joe to start the day, he might just hold the tide... at least until tomorrow.
>"As you do your duty, so I do mine. Warning: contents may be hot."
>If a single manly tear were shed in hazy ante meridiem silence, who would judge?
>Would you?