/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm an older vegan and most 20-something vegans are pussies. Who gives a fuck what other people think about you and what you eat. If they ask you why you are vegan, feel free to tell them, otherwise shut the fuck up holy shit.
Most people don't even care. Every conversation I've had with my family/friends over the years have been
>Why aren't you eating the burgers we made?
>Vegan, don't want to.
>Oh, okay cool.

Yeah, I'd like everyone to be vegan, but it's not going to happen, and that's okay. People will be more open about talking about veganism if you aren't a pretentious fuck and try to convert people like it's a cult or a pyramid scheme.

Vegan for about 6 years.
Recent cookbooks I can recommend to you:
The Seitanic Spellbook
The Make Ahead Vegan Cookbook
Isa Does It

Just start going through and cooking one or two recipes a day. See what you like.
Don't buy vegan mayo, shit is whack (at least the ones I have tried) and if you want meat substitutes, Quorn isn't too bad in my opinion. Quorn Crumbles (basically ground beef sub) suck dick on their own, you gotta fry those bad boys and shove them in a taco or some shit to really get the tasties going. Bake and eat some squash, shit is delicious.
Take some Cholula chili garlic hot sauce, marinade some motha' fuckin tofu' in that shit, then BAM! fry that shit up and slap it on bread with some guac.
And get you some recipes for Indian food my nigga, get that tongue ready for curry bliss.
And don't complain all the fucking time about preparing food and shit. This shit ain't hard to do as long as you know "I will have to actually get off of my fat ass and be in the kitchen."
And even if you don't want to make food, nigga get your ass to Taco Bell and bean burrito it up my dude. You can put beans or rice in ANYTHING and take out that cheese and sour.
And if you're going to a family gathering, take your own goddamn food like an adult and eat that shit with your family. No one will give a shit. They'll give as shit if you make a big deal about cooking shit separately. Ain't nobody got time for that during Thanksgiving. This is the life you chose, take your own goddamn food, it isn't going to fucking kill you.