/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i need your help im desperate for retribution
every time
every single fucking time I order pizza
they strike, they come forth and they assault me
it doesn't matter where
ive been to little seizures, doominos, calzone hut, EVEN MOM AND POP SHOPS LIKE PASQUALI'S PIZZA
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE
I ORDER VERY SIMPLY
ONE PEPPERONI PIZZA, LIGHT SAUCE
ITS THE SIMPLEST ORDER EVER AND YET NO MATTER WHAT I DO
THEY HIDE ONE SINGULAR PIECE OF SPICY GREEN PEPPER IN MY PIZZA
IT'S UNDER THE CHEESE SO I CAN'T SEE IT
I INSPECT THE PIZZA BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SAFTEY ANYMORE UNLESS I PEEL EVERY SLICE AND THEN RE-ASSEMBLE IT BY HAND
STOP PUTTING PEPPERS IN MY PIZZA
STOP HIDING THEM IN THERE I DO NOT LIKE THEM
YOU TAKE THE PPPERONI CHES AND LIGHTLY SAUCE IT THEN BAKE THATS IT
JUST STOP PUTTING THESE GREEN PEPPERS IN
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ONLY
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU RSCORN
STOP TAUNTING ME
STOP IT