/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7994768
Dude, I don't fucking get it. I eat food just about every day. It doesn't matter-the next day I just get hungry again. It's an endless cycle. Always having to go to the grocery store and buy more food. I don't just eat one meal a day, either. It's got to the point where if I try to stop eating for even a day, I start getting these weird stomach pains. Not like a cramp, but like my body is crying out for more. If I go longer than a day, I get progressively more severe symptoms of withdrawal. My most frightening experience was when I had gone without food for three days. I was sure I had kicked the habit. You get over the three-day hump, you're good. That's what they said. I was feeling good about myself, until I went to take a whiz and...

I saw my penis.

It scowled at me, wiggling, from under my once glorious belly like a sad little pink acorn perched atop a wrinkly tube of sadness. I immediately drove to the nearest Carl's Jr. and threw myself onto the floor, screaming various obscenities and gibberish until an employee placed a 1/2 pound Thickburger in my mouth like some sort of wretched, greasy pacifier.

>not the best burger but it was okay I guess