/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18680928
he's talking about pigeon meat.

Eating everything on your plate is not the healthy way to go about things. Eat until you are full, and stop there.

Honestly, I just order steaks solely to piss people off at this point in time. I don't even like steak that much, but I do like seeing the complete fit people throw when I say to the waitress something like:

>Is there an option to have it cooked beyond well done?

can anyone explain what it is about steak that gets people frothing at the mouth if you order it "wrong?"

>>12301590
I am aware that I do not affect the currents of time, or the flow of events. I just watch the proceedings before me. If it is destiny for the belt to continue increasing my bill even though my selected items have ended, I will not interrupt this as it plays out.

I behave similarly when I receive incorrect orders at restaurants.

Why don't restaurants serve potato chips. I feel like my life would be somewhat improved if I could go to a restaurant and order Lays Potato Chips and the servant there would ask me if Old Dutch is okay and I'd agree as a formality because I know my response is irrelevant.

>>11433503
>>11433544
Hello friend. I've returned from my bathtub to give you this message. Unfortunately, I was wrong about your age, but right about the path of a college degree sending you towards a destination of misery. Much quicker than I thought it would happen.

First about your habitation, it's mostly pattern recognition that lead me to the conclusion of college student, such as the familiar layout. I wager there is a living room just out of view of that picture. But there was some deduction in regards to the solitary dining table that is clearly unused, but it is not necessary for one to be in college to only eat in front of his computer. Anyway.

You are free mister, you have no girlfriend or anything else tying you down and hopefully now you are awake to what it is you desire, moreso than you were at the age you went to school. Go find something that makes you happy. For me, I live cheaply like you do, but I found it by renting a rundown house in a small town no one else wanted. I work short hours because I found an agreeable job that lets me pick my own hours. If I want to work seven days a week, I can, and if I want to take my weekend right now, I can do that too. I spend my leisure time working on various projects. I got a grand scheme cooking right now that I really shouldn't talk about because if it works out how I think it should, it'll be national news.

So anyway, what makes you happy? It sure isn't this career grind and futile search for companionship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lGDsuALCsU

I bought six bottles of bourbon today for 150 dollars. hopefully this lasts through winter

What's the most you ever spent on alcohol in one go?

I could use a drawing of Raphiel holding a white coffee mug.

>>11199400
So, here-ya is the deal. I work nights, not that it really matters because in the cold north, day or night, the fast food restaurants are crappy and few and far between. But they are crappier and further apart at night.

I need some sort of fast food substitute that I can place in my jar. I considered ground beef and just carrying the tacos separately, but it would be so messy on the road. What could I put in there so I have hot road garbage food to snack on?

>>11017400
>too much of a coward to use your own bathtub, so you went to a hotel

well, get in

>>9989276
I wonder if it's worth the effort to try train a female to do whatever I want. I got one wrangled currently but you know how girls are, they are like cats. I can give her orders and they get done at their leisure, but that's as far as I can go using the aloof uncaring tactic. If I want her to do things properly, I have to reform her completely which will take some work and different tactics and would be difficult without seducing her to some degree. I might have an opportunity to do so, but I'd have to go to Russia to do it. And I hate dictatorships. Maybe if I could talk her into somewhere like Poland and claim it's just like Russia. Anyway, it'd be the only way to get a reliable cook and cleaner to do things for me.

>>9964976
well breakfast is merely a concept and a meaningless one to me. I am a nocturnal being and my life is very freeform. I eat when I desire, not at any specific time. So I unregretfully say, I cannot answer your question.

>>9685327
what even is that sèposed to be, pie shaped refuse?

My local grocer is offering a deal. 10% off a 5200 gift card. This would cost 4680.

I'm probably not going to go for it myself. what do you think?