/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17060542
the pussy of 50 virginal lolis and 3 packs of cigarettes and a whole box of panzershokalode. Don't execute me, just give me a tanto dagger and I will take my life in ritual suicide to keep my honor and vril intact.

I'm making a key lime pie, croquettes, and rastons for our Thanksgiving potluck. My mom will probably make me cook the turkey or ham too. My brother's gf is making a cheesecake and the mother is making the sweet potatoes.

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alcohol? coffee? soda?
no thank you. water for me

>coworker asked if i was vegan
>i said "yes"
>im actually not vegan

Once when I was still learning to cook had a large pack of chicken breasts that I kept in the freezer uncovered. Didn't cook very often because I knew jack fucking shit and could barely microwave a hot pocket so that pack of chicken breasts sat in the freezer for a month or two. One night I dug one of the frozen breasts out and started to thaw it, noticed it had a terrible smell to it, but cooked it anyway. Whole time the rotten smell was making me gag but I cooked it very thoroughly because I figured that would be good enough to save it. Ate it over some rice, each bite more sickening than the last, and I didn't finish the whole thing. I was sick for three days after that, frankly thought I was dying. Yes I am retarded

>>15319828
There are no solutions in life son, only sacrifices. You entire experience the pain of regret due to inaction or experience the pain of loss due to action.

Some old fart told me that.

>>15205510
>White wine is for faggots and women only.
Imagine relating funny grape juice to sexual orientation. A chad drinks what he wants and gives no fucks, you closeted faggot.

>vodka
>cranberry juice