/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9962642

>>8963959
Imagine being Leeiscool in that video and having to be all like "damn, Kays Good Cooking, you master chef, all delicious with your zero seasoning and horrific indistinct grey meat. I would totally eat 3 portions of this, both my youtube persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is film another videogame vlog in his council flat bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Leeiscool and not only stand in that kitchen while Kay scrapes her disgusting metal pan in front of you, the unmelted margarine barely concealing the scratchmarks and flakes of metal, and just stand there, stir after stir, hour after hour, while she perfected that meatloaf. Not only having to taste test her monstrous fucking breadcrumb slug but her Northern attitude as everyone on youtube tells her she's GOTTA COOK A CREAMPIE and DAMN, MEATLOAF YOUR WAY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and film her chavvy fucking retard face contort into all types of grimaces because she has something up with 'er wrist. You've been eating nothing but a healthy diet of kebabs and McDonalds and later alleged horsemeat from Farm Foods for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of secondary school with no GCSE's. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the grease that's spilling onto the ancient red oven hob as she stirs the grey meat hungrily at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "way (for that is what she calls her recipes)", the recipes she shopped so hard for at ASDA. And then the fanbase calls for cheese on toast, and you wish she would make it so you could eat it and die but she won't cos 'er son can't 'av cheese. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>8325746
>literally name drops butter
>he doesnt use marge

delete this