/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16674186
dumb homogay man, I chew the edges of my nails to loosen a snag which I then tear off finger-wide strips of nail from with my teeth to use as toothpicks

>>10283435
Because coal is a dying zombie industry only barely alive due to legislation keeping it from dying for right wing voting painkiller addicted flyovers. It isn't like women don't eat, but alot of our fuel and power are natural gas and renewables, that's why millennial men don't work in coal mines, if they was money in it still they would.
>Why don't boomers like sweeping chimneys or being cobblers?

>Help me make food

So together? Look up a basic pizza dough recipe flour water salt and yeast that's all it is chances are you have those in your pantry already. You need to make the dough the night before though. Buy some good mozzarella the ball kinds that are a bit pricer, buy decent block parm and if you want a few other cheeses to fill it out (those can be cheese shreds they are just to filler to stretch the good cheeses). If you know how to make a basic tomato sauce do it, if not buy one. Get some toppings pineapple will make your dick taste good, pepperoni, chicken shredded up, ham, anchovies, veggies whatever she might like.
Look up on YouTube how to roll out pizza dough and cook them in a cast iron. When she comes over teach her or learn with her if you still suck at it. Make enough dough for 8 pizzas (two to fuck up practicing and two for eating if you guys want). One of you shreds the cheese or dices veggies while the other practices to roll out dough. Bitches love pizza, it is a unique and different kind of date, and if you guys fuck up all the pizzas order some. Everything is pretty budget besides the cheese and all leftovers (dough, cheese, sauce) for the most part freeze well. She will feel talented for having learned a new skill that takes ten minutes to get okay at and you look like a fun interesting guy to spend time with. Drink wine along the way and keep conversation up and her panties will be soaking wet once the pizzas are made and you two are sitting down to eat.