/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13835022

Across America, black sororities have regular reviewing parties whenever a new Reviewbrah video is released. Imagine fifty tight & toned scholar-athletes, their rich dark skin moist with cocoa butter, all wearing official Reviewbrah t-shirts cut off to review their soft, smooth bellies. Above, their erect nipples starkly protrude; the young ladies do not even attempt to hide their excitement. Imagine them all screaming in unison "This is running on empty, food review!" as the video starts, before falling on top of each other in hysterically joyous laughter. They hang on his every word; when a drop of barbecue sauce falls on his lip, some may even release a salacious moan. However raucous the viewing party may seem, at the end of the video they depart to their separate rooms with a sense of earnest quietude. There can be no doubt that on this special night, each cocoa queen will lay writhing, sweaty & musky in her sheets as she envisions the Pale White Duke of Fast Food slowly removing his ill-fitting thrift-store suit and ravishing her. Immoral, surely, but what African empress can resist his vanilla charisma, his alabaster allure?