/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Doesn't eat most vegetables other than potatoes, corn or green beans and even then, prefers canned corn and beans.
>Prefers country crock over actual butter because "it tastes more like butter to me"
>Insists on using 20+ year old cheap plastic dishes that are all scratched up, partially melted, misshaped and look like he just pulled them out of a dumpster, "I like them"
>Prefers cool whip over real whipped cream
>Uses a Keurig to make shitty coffee and adds artificial sweetener and powdered non-dairy creamer because "it tastes better"
>Majority of his diet consists of frozen prepared trash food he buys in bulk at costco, fast food and pizza. Wonders why he always has heartburn and other digestive issues.

I'm living with a 44 year old pleb man-child.