/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Lately i've been packing
>water
>camel smokes
>tortilla wrap with mayo, tabasco, romaine lettuce, swiss cheese, turkey, bacon, romaine lettuce
In that order. But ham sandwiches are pretty much never off the menu. Got to finish laying a floor today, it's easy but man I am fucking tired.

Leftover meatballs and spaghetti in red sauce. Homemade. At least I think. I ruined my ability to recall the past after years of drinking. All I know is I have leftover homemade mexican for lunch/dinner today. Gotta go out and get groceries tuesday.
Fuck sake guys.

Aioli? You fucking retard?

>>17487514
>Fries

>>17411459
Some of those symbols are so complex I wonder how they are even usable. Guess the creators had nothing better to do. Like am I really expected to write 爆 out? Apparently it means to burst or explode. Apt, I suppose.

>one of my uncles claims this place is the best ever
>try it once
>mfw

In 2 weeks wasting food just for the jej won't be funny. Shame on you.

I remember one time I was talking with this old bat at an auto shop and she was going on about college and how expensive it is now. Asked me how much my tuition is (was going to uni at the time) and I told her. She got all squaky and started blathering on about how much it used to cost. I took out my phone and checked inflation prices based on her purported dates and showed her that it costs the same amount when considering inflation.
The cunt was a teacher for 35 years of her life.

>>10123979
So DT's is full of seeing shit in the corners of your eyes, hearing music from nowhere, shaking a lot, having seizures in your sleep, So this one time, I had a nightmare that was a naked guy having a seizure on my apt floor, and I was trying to hold him down so he wouldn't slam his head on the wall. I woke up in about 20 minutes naked and sore on my floor. I was watching myself have a seizure in my sleep. That's DT's for you....

DAY 3 sober
Falling asleep without booze is tough.

>>9962871
Same. I lay in the floor for days straight twitching and shaking and almost nodding off only to be shocked awake... Does anyone elses face burn and dry up and crack? Like my skin peals off like a sunburn after

>>9365473
>until he came back

WELL HE'S REAL FUCKING GONE NOW

wistdralwaling again please help

>>9058134
gone, dude.

>drunk driving
>spent 32 dollars at jack in the box
>still drinking today
>1st, can't pay rent
>more drinking walk to store

what the FUCK I didn't even want the food

welp, fagged it up again and blacked out all weekend and it's monday... ready to sit through shit withdrawals and rip my dick apart trying to feel good for fleeting moments

>iwanttogetoffmrboneswildride

desu if you show up and aren't paying in loose change and nickles, people don't care.

-guy who drank enough to hear sounds from his motherboard for three days

>>8950489
dui never stopped me either, I had a Breathalyzer in my car and I'd still drink on the way home.

>>8924379
That one was three 1.75liters (one rum, two vodka) in 3-4 days time. woke up from black out not knowing how the other two 1.75's got here, still don't really know.