/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
> 5'9 155lbs
>stop drinking sodas and start drinking nothing but water and green tea
>count calories for everything I eat
>1000 calories a day
>got to 135lbs
>quit because im lazy and would rather play video games and eat shit food
>back to 145lbs
>this is why im fat

Ever steal food?

When I was in college I stole beef jerky, cheese, Pringles, and 20 ozs from the little market at the student union. Shoved into the deep pockets of my overcoat.

There was also a 'food court' type thing where you could get wraps, sandwiches, pizza, burgers, whatever. But you didn't pay at the counter, you paid at a single pair of cashier lines. So I could stuff my pockets full of food then just get a 20 oz and pay for that.

Did it all summer until they finally caught me. No punishment though, they just told me to never come back. That was fine since I had just graduated and was leaving anyway.