/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>16087606
What's up my fellow three letter agents

>>16022716
>push others round
>cry like a bitch when they push back

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>>15403429
I'm usually pretty level headed when an error occurs but I have a streak of bad luck and more than two errors in a row I usually lose it

My best efforts are:

>throwing entire cartons of blueberries as hard as I could at the walls (even paint won't cover the stains and there's tiny specks of exploded blueberry stuck between the ceiling tiles)

>stomping on a pie so hard the walls shook and the neighbor's dog started barking

>taking a 5 pound bag of rice and rage throwing it everywhere (I still find rice grains in the strangest places)

>stabbing the cutting board with one of my japanese knives so hard it broke an inch off the tip and the spine is permanently warped

>stomping on all my remaining bowls (had to go out and buy a new set)

>throwing a carton of eggs as hard as I could at the wall behind the fridge (I had dropped something back there and it enraged me), there's still a protein crust that I can't get off

>heating a $300 pan until it was almost glowing and intentionally throwing it in a sink full of cold water so that it warped visibly because I accidentally burned something

This is over the course of the last 20 years so it's not like I'm going apeshit on food every day or anything

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