/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9436492
I have no idea what that is because I am not an entitled sensitive vegan
Does this trigger you?

>>9403084
Eat man food, drink man drinks (beer or brown liquor no exceptions), and try not to think about the smell of burly strong men in denim, western shirts, and cowboy hats, or making love to them. That's totally gay and I am DEFINITELY not gay as you can see by my man food and my penis substitute that I carry around at all times, thus proving that I am DEFINITELY straight ok?

>>9384187
>Im not a vegan.
And yet you talk like you have a B12 deficiency. Go eat a steak, you'll feel better in no time.

>>9380090
Compensating much?
Not even going to read this thread, but guaranteed as soon as someone starts spouting off about "the vegans" to sound tough, he's got a micro penis
You're not a cave man and pushing buttons in a $1.5M john deere GPS guided combine doesn't put you in touch with your inner neanderthal. That's pure fantasy, much like your fake southern accent despite living in Iowa your whole life

>>9272016
>hey guys I have a gun, have I mentioned my gun? huh? why are YOU mentioning my gun? it's just a gun! are you afraid of guns? if YOU mention my gun you're a liberal pussy

>>9205222
>they do give themselves way too much credit for being able to cook simple dishes
duuude I just made the most AWESOME steaks this weekend broheim brochacho my nigga (get it I said nigga not nigger that means I'm 'with it')

ok so this is totally secret but just don't tell anyone ok?

you take a piece of beef, you salt and season it to taste, and then you cook it using heat. the heat should be hot enough to burn you, because like whoa the secret GUY SECRET to cooking high five bro!

you take it off after it's cooked for long enough, but not before it's been overcooked, and then you wait a while, and then you eat it.

OMG brooooooo! it's like, almost as satisfying as when the Yankees defeated the LA Broncos! aaron hernandez TOUCHDOWN!!! who needs that fancy michelin five star snob shit, just give it to me still mooing lol!

>>9200780
>seafood
You mean virtue signaling coastie garbage

Why should I choke down crap like that? With the skin and eyes and gross bones? Let alone tentacles like the scheming japs who bombed pearl harbor? Just to impress my fellow libtards? Yeah no thanks I'm not ashamed to be white like most of you.

>>9148993
>>9149126
>>9149208
>unironically drinking sweet wines
>this is where "tolerance" has brought us
Grow a pair, faggots

>>9115249
What about guns? General Tojo said an invasion of America could never succeed because there is an AR-15 (stands for Armalite not assault rifle which is a liberal word) behind every blade of grass.

>>9094024
Stop watching leftist travel food "documentaries" and get some real food, pussy