/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>average /ck/ poster and food enthusiast
>decide to finally watch Jiro Dream of Sushi after reading all these shitposts on /ck/
>get hooked and motivated
>decide to book a trip to Japan
>get a reservation at Jiro's place
>waiting time is ONE FUCKING MONTH
>finally arrive in Tokyo
>check-in the hotel and tell them to get a qt translator for me for the dinner at Jiro
>next day I go with the qt to Jiro
>I enter the restaurant and I instantly see Jiro locking eye contact with me
>he looks at me like I am some nigger that raped his granddaughter
>sit at the table with the qt translator
>he instantly serves the first sushi piece
>he starts screaming and hitting his Korean apprentice and calling him "Dumb Korean dog"
>constant eye-contact with me as I eat
>say its meh
>Jiro gets even angrier at me
>be at the 6th piece now
>decide, fuck it and troll this old fart
>pull out my small ketchup bottle and start putting some on the sushi
>Jiro goes ballistic and starts swearing at me and wielding his mini-katana knife
>calls me "dog gaijin" and "dumb fat American"
>I slowly eat the sushi with ketchup and hold eye contacting with him
>Jiros left arm suddenly starts trembling
>Jiro has heart attack and is rushed to the hospital
>as the ambulance takes him he constantly screams "300 DORRA GAIJIN!!!!"
>mfw

300 bucks for rice on fish LMAO

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