/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Kids who only eat a peach at the surface and then throw away 80% of the fruit

Old story from 2012.
>Have to be to work by 5AM, ST Patty's Day
>Get through it all, skip to quarter to 9
>Cleaning bathrooms, go down to the downstairs bathrooms
>The women's bathroom had a long ass line, figured I couldn't make it in there, go to the men's bathroom instead
>Walk in, the smell of shit hits me instantly
>Go out, decide to return in a few minutes
>Return, the shitstench is still lingering
>A customer tells me someone shit in the urinal
>Look at urinal, it's really a ball of shit in it along with some smeared under it
>"What the FUCK!" I yell
>Decide to leave out and get some cleaning supplies. This was a priority task
>Manager comes to me, tells me to shut down the bathroom entirely
>Nods in agreement, goes to get the supplies
>Sees that men are still going in the bathroom, I grit my teeth
>Stand my ground, go inside and wait for the men to clear out, makes sure no one get in afterward
>Blocks the doorway from the inside with the trashbin and mopsticks
>Dumps most of the ammonia/glass cleaner stuff onto the floor, it was reddish
>Starts to mop furiously, gets to the toilet
>Sees some clothing of some sort. It was a pair of boxers and some socks
>Sees a shitstain on the boxers
>NOPE. THAT'S IT. THIS IS THE LOW POINT OF THIS JOB
>Takes a bag and puts the shitboxers and socks into it
>Continue mopping. The whole floor is covered with the cleaner
>Co-worker comes in with a squeegee and a bucket of water, helps me out
>Overall, took about a half an hour to clean entirely. Felt like I accomplished something for some reason
>Opens up bathroom a few minutes later

My thoughts? Some guy came in shitfaced, shat himself and left the evidence behind along with his socks for some reason. He may have panicked and took his turd and put it in the urinal and then left.