/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8406569
tears

>>7981925

>>7436687
>mix an egg, worcestershire sauce, and ground beef/pork in a bowl
>add breadcrumbs, mix

>Take ritz crackers and put them on a plate
>add shredded cheese, tomato sauce, olives and pepperoni slices
>make sure the cheese is imitation and the pepperoni is the greasiest hormel you can find
>microwave until cheese melts and the crackers have the consistency of being both soggy and burnt at the same time
>you probably burned yourself taking the plate out of the microwave, so pick it up off the floor and put it back on the plate
>sit on your old dirty couch in your one bedroom apartment alone
>try to watch tv but remember that you didn't pay your electric bill
>contemplate your life choices in silence

>>5549226
not doing anything to un-fuck my situation and stop being so fucking sad and ungrateful

>Cook my childhood favorite dessert, jello cake
>fluffy white cake saturated with orange geletin
>use orange soda of water for extra flavor
>make homeade whipped cream as the "frosting"
>take to family get together
>the kids nearly vomit at the thought of whipped cream
>they eat leftover nasty white cake with tub frosting instead

As kids we used to stab each other over the last peice of such a delicious treat, and kids choose the 99 cent box white cake over it? Drives me nuts. Then again, some of us did come from the age of parents forcing us to eat all our food wether we liked it or not.

>>3930540
The difference is you're arguing with a fucking stranger over semantics, and bullshit, on fucking anonymous cooking board.

GO GET'EM ANON U FUKIN SHOW 'EM!!!! GO MY COUNTRY AND POLITICS WE STRONG!