/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It probably doesn’t count as a prabk but whatever
>4 years ago
>having retarded flatmate
>for some reason he buys a lot of mayo
>he literally use half the jar and let the rest in the fridge and buys a new one
>fridge is basically just mayo storage
>confront flatmate about his little mayo problem
>he gets angry and don’t talk to me for a week
>there is only one thing I can do
>every time I see new jar of mayo I masturbate and cum in it
>I even no fap for a week and release huge load in the jar
>flatmate starts complaining mayo smells/tastes weird
>starts buying another brand of mayo
>”yeah, that tastes great!”
Mfw he enjoyed cumayo
Mfw he swallowed ~60 loads of my cum