/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7497864
you don't even want to know how many quotes i use for texas, kc, st.louis, korean or god forbid hawaiian

gluing marbles and other inedible shit on a plate with sugar adhesive. fuck you joel robuchon make it out of royal icing so it's at least technically edible.

one thing i'm glad didn't catch was putting your shit way out in the middle of fucking nowhere. fuck you very much magnus nilssen, nobody is going out to yeti country to eat some lichen you found walking your dog around the taiga other day.

waitresses walking onto the line to look at tickets

i'll fucking burn you with cast iron if you get in the way.

god help you if your hand gets onto my cutting board while you're leaning to look at my wheel.

this is the only place on earth that lets this shit happen and you can measure how long it takes me to bail when something opens up elsewhere in Planck Time.

>>4191484
boil thighs in unsalted water

serve with nothing

[spoiler]nooooothinnnnnnng[/spoile