/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>live with 5 other roomates
>have 2 scummy friends living on couch
>1 has a kid in another state, don't know why he's even living here
>other guy is about 40 drinks alot, but basically a normal dude
>Fag couple across the hall
>weird jew next door, but nice dude
>Fat puerto rican, and fiancee who cant pay bills in other room
The social rooms are always a fucking wreck. >Dining room, and living room I dont give 2 shits about. Rarely chill there. Most certainly wont bring anyone I know there
>Kitchen is shit, no one cleans their mess
>Fucking pans all over the place.
>garbage piled halfway up the wall
>instead of changing the can, have another bag right next to it, full of garbage.
>Everyone talks shit about the mess
>I'm the only one who actually cleans up after my self
>The worst of it is, they can't even cook.
One fag was making pork chops. They were already done, probably dryer than my ass. I mention, "Yo Anonfag, those are done dude." "Oh yea, I want the outside brown." Think you got too much oil in there bro.. Was deep frying them, also did the same to Spam. You can hammer nails into drywall with those over salted chops
>Broke fag makes soup all the time
>OMG BABE your soup is soooooo good
>Yo anon want some soup?
>Me: sure....It's 400 bouillon cubes with 38 different veggies thrown in for good measure. And dry as my ass chicken. Was awful
>Pan stays in fridge for 3 weeks. I dumped it down the toilet, and had to wash that fungus riddled pan.
I can go on all day...continue?