/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I've never seen this before

>>19817913

>she finishes her meal

>Takeaway
>Maths
>Crisps
>Lorry
>Loo
>Mate
Why do they insist on making everything sound as gay as possible?

This guy is 100% the sort of guy to have a wife and kids but secretly fuck guys at truck stops, rest areas and YMCAs

>not devouring all 4 at once

>What are some of yours cooking turn ons.
Did you intentionally word this like a faggot or are you sound kind of fetishist?

>People believe the dates on the product are "expiration dates" and throw them out afterward
Pig disgusting behaviour

Why do Americans look like this?

>>18809874
that formatting style

>>18720595
>walmart

>>18574464
>Pink in chicken

>>18305085
I wish I could go back in time and become the CEO of ISIS and redirect their entire storehouse of incel rage into hacking into the companies that come up with shit like this, finding all the customers info, tracking each and every one of those zoomer shit for brains oxygen thieves down, and slaughtering them in front of 4k VR porn cameras, halal style, while relaxing jazz music plays in the background. a bill would be sent to the parents obviously for expenses incurred in the process

I guarantee you nobody would even go to jail for that, you'd probably be knighted by the queen and be selected as man of the year by GQ

>>18306330
They're trying to look like connoisseurs
>ooh lah lah I can totally taste le terroir of le blue point kumamotos it has so much more garrigue then le olympia oysters
gag me with a spoon, they're even worse than 'only salt on steak' people

>>18258909
>daddy

I find it really weird that everyone here is obsessed with Italian cooking.
Like you guys worship dirty WOPs. Carbs on carbs is not real food.
Try something good like Southern cooking or Japanese or Slavic.
It seems so faggy the way you guys love Italian shit.

>>17726573
Something is off with this guy. I feel uncomfortable every time i see him.

>Local newspaper once runs a contest to find the best restaurant in the county.
>Great number of locally owned, well ran restaurants from fine dining to local cuisine are potential candidates.
>The winner was "The Olive Garden".

>be a delicious egg
>cover it in gobs of disgusting mayonnaise
>fat retards call this slob a salad

>Be bartending
>Busy night
>Faggy hipster comes to the bar and asks if our cocktails are gluten free
>Mfw I thought these people weren't real
>No sir, they're not
What is wrong with people who have a gluten allergy and still want to go out for food or drinks? I have a prawn allergy, so I don't go to seafood restaurants, simple as. If you have a food allergy, stay the fuck home, don't reproduce so you don't pass your defective gene code. And fuck you posh faggot. Any servers here who share my hatred for costumers?

>>17221973
>working in a kitchen

No thanks. I'll let plebs like you suffer making my food while I enjoy it.

>>16761498
>anglophone

>>16721441
It still triggers me that an anon entered this into a /ck/ cooking challenge and the retards there went apeshit for it like a bunch of Reddit fags.

>>16684946
Literally looks like vomit.