/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7792755

Oh, and I forgot, fuck obese people.

I fucking hate them with a passion. I dont even mind fat people, it's obese people because they ALWAYS think they know more about food than you and they're always fucking gross children about it

>Obese hamplanet walks in
>Asks what cut of beef to use for kebabs
>Oh, I'd go with a sirloin
>She scoffs, rolls her eyes and adjusts all 6 tons of her soon to collapse into a neutron star girth
>That sounds like a bad idea and BELIEVE ME
>Rolls her fucking beedy eyes in her thick fat skull while rubbing her greasy fat fingers on her fucking outrageously bloated recently-drowned-corpse stomach
>I KNOW my food
>Does that fat people laugh, the one where it's interrupted after every chortle EHEEH EHEEH

Yes you're fat, stop rubbing your stomach and arguing with me, I'm a busy fucking man and if you dont want my advice you can fuck right off you fucking pig woman