/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13182880
>an herb

>>13037399

I’ll start
>be me, 16 at the time
>working wage slave job at Mr. Jim’s
>working register and oven because 30 yo loser coworker calls in
>a wild pack of niggers suddenly appear
>about six in total
>1 morbidly obese negress, 1 rail skinny negroid and 4 overweight soon to be obese niglets
>they proceed to order 10 large beef and cheese pizzas, along with wings.
>”give me about 30-45 min to complete your order as I’m the only one here”
>”Dayyyyummm dats a minute doe. Duz I git sum kinna discount?”
>go into kitchen
>revupthosefryers.jpeg
>sanitation is a joke in this place
>start prepping the za’ with all the accoutrements, including a few of my own
>small roaches scurry up and down the prep aisle where all the toppings are
>smash them with thumb and add at least 3 to each pizza
>hear niglets reenact the Rodney King riots in the front
>one niglet opens a 20 oz coke and sprays everywhere
>”shieeee Demarcus, why u ain’t watchin’ de kidz?”
>”dayum bish, only 2 o dem iz mine”
>time for the Coup de grâce
>reach into sweaty taint area
>grab a fist full of ass grass
yoink
>a little goes a long way anon
>sprinkle pubes on pizza before putting into oven
>serve them pizza and their wings
>”bout dayum time”
>they leave and of course didn’t tip
>enjoy your pizza and thank you for choosing Mr. Jims
>mfw when the negroids most likely spared not a single crust

How can someone not be racist when bombarded with this level of niggadry?

>tfw munchie boxes failed in Australia
>customers didn't buy them because they were "too unhealthy"
stupid Melbourne yuppie hipster cunts

>>10202227
Facebook memes aren't an argument ya cunt.