/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20395589
Proofs?

>>20161298
So you worked at the McD's in Portland Maine in the early 200's the one at the base of Munjoy hill? I watched them through the sliding window because there was no inside seating...
Must have been the drugs.

>>20102339
City water contains all kinds of junk.
Birth-control chems among other things. Who do you think works at those low-skill waterworks jobs anyway?

>>19818731
>placing food directly in your sink

>>19017128
>I like red delicious
Fucking how, it's borderline flavorless and mealy. It tastes like eating wet kinetic sand.

>>19010182
>>19010190
>>19010198
>>19010224
Are you having a moment?

>>17693979
>discovered
How do you discover something that already existed and had a name?

I made a delicious beef stew. Then I got drunk by myself and ordered a pizza. Then I passed out and for breakfast I bought McDonalds. Then I was too lazy to put my delicious stew into the fridge cause I was hungover. There is a major heatwave so my stew went bad sitting on a stove top. I had to dump it.
Why am I like this?

>faggots cry about ebonics
>meanwhile english is full of nothing but bastardized versions of words ripped from other languages

>>15582558
Umm there are no tables sir, there is a pandemic going on outside. Pay for your food and go.

meatball sub is literally the dumbest thing on this planet
when subway first appeared in my town I was like "I'm gonna get me one of them meatball subs, everyone is talking about them"
I took one bite, two out of three meatballs came flying outside the other end of my sandwich
I tried to catch them but I only caught one
I was eating the other half of the sandwich and was thinking to myself "why the fuck am I eating meatballs in marinara sauce in fucking bread"

never had one of those again

>go to a nice lunch with my parents and my younger bro who just got accepted to collage
>pretty good italian restaurant
>the waiter is great and friendly
>he recommends specials and I order swordfish or something I dont exactly remember but it was fucking amazing
>everybody is very satisfied with their food
>the waiter is attentive, fun and refils our drinks whenever we need to
>just a very pleasant experience overall
>after the meal we have coffee and desert, the waiter recommends excelent tiramusu
>we are all finished ready to pay
>suddenly its as we were ghosts
>the waiter wont even look our way
>the place is half empty its not like they are short on staff
>we wait and wait
>I even gesture towards the waiter at one point, we literally make eye contact
>he still doesnt brings us the check or acknowledges us in any way
>its getting weird, we are sitting here all finished for a super long time now, what is going on
>my brother goes to tho toilet and on the way tells the bartender we would like a check
>we STILL wait for about 10+ minutes until the waiter arrives with the check

my dad still tipped him nicely but wtf... what the hell took so long at the end

>on vacation in Spain
>me and my buddies decide to get wasted and hit some clubs
>drink several bottles of vodka on the beach
>go to town and stop for some shots
>last thing I remember is drinking some weird mixed flaming shot

>wake up laying on a bus stop bench in the middle of nowhere
>sun is already coming up
>my wallet is gone
>keycard from my hotel room is gone
>my phone is gone
>I have a baggie of weed in my pocket wtf
>from the bust stop instructions I decipher I am a few miles from town
>start walking alongside the road hitchhiking
>eventually a car stops
>it's two russian guys both driver and his buddy are drunk
>they take me to my hotel
>my friends said they thought I was dead
>the "weed" turned out to be oregano

to this day I have no idea what happened
my friends had my wallet and phone, told me I left them on the table at a bar when I went to take a piss only to disappear

>buy a cream pie
>wtf why is it all cream

>>13957259

>>13917934
>wanting disgusting mealy apples

>>13300150
>Anime if we had let the Soviets invade Japan.webm
I know what I titled my own fucking webm, you mouthbreathing retard.

>>12782877

>cooked a huge pot of seafood pasta
>got high
>started eating the pasta
>just kept eating until I was beyond full
>ate some more pasta
>ran to the toilet and puked it up cause I would probably explode otherwise
>fell asleep

truly a shameful evening

>>12103421
>Modeling your life after a science fiction book written by a 3000yo L.Ron Hubbard

>>12098996
>Chop them up raw and add them to a salad

>>11869418

>>11642058
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>10012028
>turned a bowl of chili into a trough of pig slop
>defends the practice