/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>I have one life to live on earth and I choose to be a janitor for 4chan’s food and cooking board

>42 day ban for posting a thread about washing dishes on the cooking board
Nigger

>just found out that that my recipes are epic and yours are cringe and lame
Damn, feels good to be a chef

>>19798758
legit, why are veggies and begans trying so hard to eat meat like just eat it if you want to

>>19744320
Have you tried ordering more than one 20 packs? if you want more than 20 nuggs

>>19575233
>B-B-BUT THE RECEPIES
Shut the fuck up you literal retard, if a recipe told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

>>19078855
it's mcdonalds, man, what do you expect?

>processed food bad

>>16179528
its not enough to kick someone out of ketosis dumbass
>>16179522
>the only strict rule i've followed is if it has an ingredient label
dang thats pretty rough then.
>Do you know any good resources for keto alternatives that are natural?
no like what? i mean theres nothing more pure than meat and low carb veggies or fish and veggies. there are also shirataki noodles. maybe you can find them. as an anime poster and weeb you probably enjoy jap food. looks very pasta like but i havent eaten it.
>the keto community just tries to make a shittier version of the carb dish
i think thats mostly marketing to get people to move over with the classic "hey you won't miss out on anything trust me" bullshit.
im not delusional. nothing beats pasta, or a burger or fries or lasagna or all that sugar but i can go without it and if its close enough in taste like my zoodles + shrimp dish i made today the trade off is even worth it. id eat that even if i wasnt on keto.

Thanks guys /ck/ is pretty good, I've already received way more advice than on /adv/

>frog legs taste like chicken

>>15987014
>pedophiles bad!

>Ah so this is just a shitty candy thread, I see

>>15654058
>uses an apostrophe
>doesn't omit any letters

>>15645799
How does one get criss-crossing grill marks if you're only supposed to flip the meat once?

This board is full of fucking IDIOTS. Idiots, autists, and faggots. You're all so fucking stupid and your opinions on everything are shit. You discuss fast food, none of you can cook, all you do is shitpost and argue about if beans should be in chilli. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Bunch of fucking IDIOTS.

>>15142400
>How can things be artificially flavored?

>>13263332
>going to starbucks for pastries

you know all their cakes, pies, bagels etc are made off site and comes in a truck, right?

>>13213781
>>the homeless can store that amount of food

>>Doesn't understand feeding a greater number for the same cost

Stay strong sperg, you'll get there one day

>>13185449
>carbs bad

>fat is good for you, it's sugar that's bad for you

why do people say this shit