/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Food dissapointment thread.

>Be 16
>Mom doesn't know what to get me for my birthday
>"I don't really need anything, all I want is a tres leche cake, really"
>"you sure anon? Ok I'll make a really good one just for you!"
>"thanks mom"
>She makes it while I'm at school, a week before my birthday for some reason
>She wont stop telling me about how good it is over the phone
>Get home
>Half of the cake is already gone
"The guys at work loved it, anon! Try some"
>"oh ok"
>Take a bite expecting a soft, spongey cake
>It's burnt and so fucking dry, tastes like a kind of sweet, dense as fuck bread
>"what do you think anon? I substituted the fat for coconut oil and used only coconut milk to keep it healthy"
>"thanks mom"