/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13656079
>I'm tired of eating ranch dressing plain

>>13053831
McDonald's still has breakfast bagels? What the FUCK. They stopped serving them like three years ago when I was still living in Missouri. Now that I'm in Oregon they don't have them either. Where the hell do I have to go to get the best breakfast sandwich again?

>>13052053

>>13042609

>>13031464
Are you implying you eat cum

>>12958097
>not placing a claiming block on it and repairing it

>>12903307
Jesus Christ, OP does the kitchen look like that too?

But I love firey tacos..

>>12801774
This nigga got a chunk of meat hanging in his house

>>12788152
>aged water

>>12768303
>About a year ago when I was first dead
>when I was first dead

Bro what

>>12304126
>ass garlic

>wh*toids eating rolls at an AYCE sushi place instead of sushi
yikes

>>11906447

>>11800516
Pls stop, anon. Don't do that to yourself

>>11737915
W-why...

>>11513108

are those sex dolls?

>>11320489
>oh no no no no no, you don't need to save your money for when you grow old, just... give part of your salary to us and we'll maybe give it back to you when you grow old, if you're still alive by then heh.
>oh no no no no no, you don't need to defend yourself, no need to have guns, imagine if someone randomly shot you! aren't you scared come on! you just call the police if you are being stabbed or something and we'll take care of giving your family a heads up so they can pay your burial
>oh no no no no no, you don't need to eat that much food, this is just for your own good, if we limit what you can eat, you don't need to count calories right? So you don't waste that much time in that nonsense.
>oh no no no no no, why would you need to own more than one house? Can you even live in two places at once? Haha come on, it's unnecesary, you will just be able to own a single property
>oh no no no no no, nobody needs more than one car, that'd be a burgois- I mean that'd be something a sturmdrumpfer would do, we are progressive and tolerant and nice, so we only own one car, citizen.
>oh no no no no no, having many clothes is such a decadent and rightwing concept, you just need your GIU (Government Issued Uniform), citizen
>oh no no no no no, what do you mean you don't want to praise Brother Saiq daily on the Goodfeel Hour? That is no way to be raising your children citizen, I'm afraid they will need to be taken away from you, we do not support this kind of rightwing extremist racist terrorist trunfpdrumpist behavior, citizen.

>>10975310
W-why.

>>10498760
OBSESS--no, still not right
keep going anon you almost got dis you're getting close

>>10243715
this was creepy more because it looks awfully similar and you have similar plates
anon don't scare me pls even the tissue under it seems to be like mine
liking dat sausage in there tho

>needs more carrot n u no eat
all this considered, looks to be a solid 7/10 bastard pælla anon
just get rid of the bread, replace it with some nice fat juicy orange carrot, and we gucci mayne

>>9972104