/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>put the milk in the freezer again

i read the jonah hill description as 'pressed on sneed hero'

30 dollar rib steaks in toronto

>100000 years ago
>fuck your pristine virgin woman
>your bros from the cave over arrive
>your woman checks on your kids and goes to do some weaving or tool making
>leave with your bros
>no checking if your phone is charged,if you have keys,if you put on deodorant if you brushed your teeth if your clothes are clean
>manage to track a mammoth after a day of exploring the pristine forest,no smog in the air from nigger polluters
>finally find the majestic beast
>chase the beast till it gets tired out,every male can run for 10 hours easily
>corner it
>start chuckin your spears
>idiot cavemanlet in ur your group decides to be a hero and charges in
>mammoth almost crushes him
>nigger escapes and deals finishing blow
>everyone laughs,patting the manlet on the back
>make a fire
>carve up some of the mammoth
>eat drink and laugh with your bros full of dopamine from the social bonding,challenge and pride of overcoming a beast that weighs 10 times as you
>carry it back home to the comfy caves
>the wives get horny from ur haul
>have sex
>ZERO NIGGERS AND JEWS in the caves
>no trannies
>maybe some fags but no one gives a fuck
>do nothing but make tools,fuck your wife and hang with your bros for a week since food is covered

NOW
>wake up at 5 am to get ready for your wagie job
>take a 1 hr train ride thats filled to the brim with smelly niggers and spics
>arrive to a meaningless soul crushing office job
>you work 10 hours a day pushing papers,literally no purpose
>1 hr train ride back home
>grab some dinner from a globohomo faceless supermarket
>too tired,depressed and broken to cook,you just grab some microwave pasta
>go home to an empty house and heat it up
>turn on tv
>some kike shilling for the jews and niggers while blaming white men
>some airhead bimbo talking head recounts her epic tale of going on 30 dates in 30 days from tinder
>mother pays you a surprise visit
>heat up something for her
>sees you eating the "wrong way" and berates you
fuck jews and fuck niggers

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>tfw tried a diet while on prednisone
>thought the diet helped
>it was just the prednisone
fuck colitis

>go to make a burger late at night
>excellent, all of the ingredients are there
>NO BURGER BUNS THO
mfw