/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>In Berlin for school trip
>Chaperones fucked off to go drinking so a bunch of German Legal American Teenagers get to fuck around Berlin unattended
>Find a little shack called Tom's Fritten
>Grab a basket of fries and two bottles of Beck's, walk around Oranienburger Strasse, repeat this like 7 or 8 times while fucking with the locals
>Go to little turk convenience store, guy is cool, gives us a good deal on a couple 6 packs because he is a westaboo and wants to move to America
>Becks.exe
>Starting to feel it
>Go back to hostel
>Friends go to sleep
>Go to another room with cute girls and hard liquor
>Peer pressure commences
>Blast screwdrivers to my dome
>Tummy starts a'rumbling
>People lay me on my back in bed instead of taking me to the bathroom
>Sit up, fall onto my side and spew the most foul fucking liquid all over this poor matress
>Acidic orange juice, coagulated beer and several pounds of french fries
>mfw
>"friend" gives me some ibuprofen to "try to make me feel better"
>stomach immediately rejects it and shoots bile across the bed, burning my throat and mouth and sending a black goo across the matress
>I'm moaning in agony at this point
>Pass out
>Wake up alone in the room as everyone else went to checkpoint charlie
>Left my key card in the other room
>Had to pay 60 euros for removal and replacement of the mattress
The fries were pretty good though.