/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20213245
That's not the only cream youve put to your lips

>>15157085
>this guy doesn't know about mopping up sauce/liquid off a plate with a piece of bread
is this common with anglos?

>>14316312
>she doesn't have an entire home gym setup

>>14204268

>>13480883
imagine being upset that people are right and you are wrong

>>13366632
>strain opening

>>13286913
so long as you don't use one of those

>>13254566
No trip this time?

>>13210516
>>13209395
>>13209558
>this is how hot caffeine bean juicers react when you call out their smelly addiction

first you gotta raise a happy, healthy pig
the happier the pig, the happier everyone will be when they taste that yummy ham. its true

>>12966864
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>he doesn't eat his eggs with hot sauce
Mind explaining yourself?

>>12644718
holy fuck

>>12615906
That's kinda funny, I chuckled.

>>11970617
BRAPton, Ontario

>>11953648

Never gets old.

>>11801760
>I bought chocolate that Americans consider bottom of the barrel for shutting up children
>HOW COME IT'S NOT GOOD!
>Hurrrrr

Foreign fags really are THAT stupid.

This thread's ridiculous.
All these people that either hate cooking or think it's some arcane magic posting on a cooking board.
It's like /v/'s relationship with video games.

>alchies seething in this thread that other BASED /ck/anons aren't addicted to their silly little drug

>go to grandma's house
>would you like some cake honey
>no grandma, i'm okay
>are you sure? you look thin, here, have a piece of cake
>wanted cake all along
get baited grandma

get her bubble tea ~w^ classic thai iced tea milk tea with tapioca pearls uwu~~~ yummy sweet purple mountain oolong with idol shaped candy corn boba >u< serious and manly jasmine green tea OwO WITH SPRINKLES!!!! XDDD

>>11574826
nah "man" i'm just being an asshole on the internet
anyone that takes it seriously is probably the insecure one, though. take a look in the mirror, mr. "casual codeine shots at work"

>>11393632

Alright OP here's a great way to make some actual whipped cream
>throw a metal bowl in the freezer
>invite Jamal over
>let him fuck your girlfriend because you're a cuck
>collect the bulls creampie out of you're whore with the chilled bowl
>mix on low at first as to not waste any of the good stuff
>once slightly thickened, ramp up the speed
>add powdered sugar to taste
>whip until desired consistency is achieved

That's how you'll make the best whipped cream you'll ever have, and you can enjoy it on your ice cream on Friday when Jamal is fucking your girlfriend

And that will be the last time you try to overcomplicate obscenely easy tasks