/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6982077
>>6982262
kek

> give Jack a medium rare NY strip with roasted garlic red potatoes
> "hmmmmm this steak looks over cooked. Why is the outside such a dark brown color all over? Beef should be grey on the outside when you cook it. and where are the seasonings?"
> I only used salt and fresh cracked pepper
> "we could definitely use Jacks Best Steak Seasoning Ever"
> Jack pulls out a mixture I'm pretty sure is equal parts salt, garlic powder, and pixie stix.
> dumps enough of it on the steak to be lethal
> "this potatoe salad looks pretty dry-"
> I start to correct him but notice his eyes glazing over at whatever thought he's having
> Jack pulls out a tub of mayonnaise. He has trouble with the seal so he starts biting at it.
> facial hair, crumbs, and drool all land on top of the mayo
> dumps mayo all over the golden, crisp potatoes
> just for good measure, he adds in some marshmallow fluff
> "now that's a potatoe salad! Hey, why do you look so angry? Not everyone can cook like the king! But just look at your dish now! It's -"
> nononononono
> "-beautiful"

>>5558631
Alton Braun is good on good eats, but I HATE him in everything else I see him in.