/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20389773
>"HAHA YOU OWN LAND"

>>20076895
Are you talking about Bud the beer, or Bud the corporation that has dozens of beers under its umbrella?

It's not like Andrew Tate is going WUT CULER UR VOLKSWAGON despite Bugatti being owned by Volkswagon. The Lamborghini is my favourite Volkswagon
So, are you comparing Bud the corporate entity, or Bud the beer? Are you driving a Volkswagon or a car manufactured under the umbrella of the Volkswagon Group?

>>19896293
>dehydrator
That's what all the girls called me.

>>19696747
I don't give a shit what I'm supposed to use, I just took the paprika out of zafrig and put it in my beef and guiness stew and it turned out real fucking nice.
I don't give a shit what some french faggot puts in his soup.

>>19690552
>And the answer is that dogs are trying too hard.
Dunno what the fuck you're going on about but this is true.

Go to my parents to visit and the fucking dog just sits there staring through the door the entire time wanting attention. It's like fuck off you needy cunt. Fuckin sees you from the other side of the yard inside the house and has to be there simpering for attention.

Perhaps we call dogs bitches because they act like women?

>>17247571
You can buy pre-peeled garlic. Hell you could even get away with only having pre-minced garlic. Only having garlic powder is pathetic.

Besides, even the most hapless of kitchenhands, let alone chefs, should be able to peel garlic easily. Slice off the hard end, flatten clove with side of knife, peel off garlic skin. Garlic clove peeled in about seven seconds.

>>17206983
Considering the Zoomer, whether corporate outsourced or not you'd still be dealing with something vaguely brown and unable to speak english.

>>16514608
$6.40 in Australia.

But then, I DID earn $20 an hour washing dishes, what does the average Canadian earn for that?

>>16472583
>I know all of that, the solution is for most people to go vegan, then such practices won't take place.

So if everyone went vegan then plants would no longer need blood and bone and shit and fishmeal? Are you suggesting plants will fundamentally change their nutritional needs if the world turns vegan? Honestly, what fucking point are you trying to make here?

Do you think compost starts by throwing some vegetable scraps into a drum? You need shit as a starter. And good-luck running a cruelty free garden that doesn't get ravaged by insects. Nobody who owns a garden as anything more than a hobby, as in people who are growing vegetables to completely cut out the need to purchase them, has a cruelty free garden. When it's a matter of "The bugs die or I lose my crop and starve" the bugs will die. Meanwhile hobby gardeners who raise their cruelty free vegetables for a laugh are supplementing it with store bought vegetables grown in places where the bugs die. You think organic vegetables are cruelty-free? Pyrethrum is an organic INSECTICIDE, not an organic "Please-go-away-Mr-Bug-spray"

This shit is why I have two classifications of Vegan. White, and Not-White. Can you guess which is the insufferable moralist who thinks their sheltered life is anywhere even close to possible for the vast majority of the world to attain?
(this is the part where you say I KNOW MY LIFE ISN'T ATTAINABLE FOR EVERYONE, and act like you can even fathom the level of difference between your comfortable life where your food is grown in obliterated rainforest by people who can no longer afford the food they used to eat because Whitey called it a superfood. Quinoa is now priced out of the budgets of the people who grow it for you you bipedal leech, the people who were eating it for thousands of years before you found out about it)

>>16470982
>a real man would eat that fucking cake and know he's a man for taking what he wanted when he wanted it

A real man would just eat the cake if he wanted to. He wouldn't eat it if he didn't want to. Real men don't wander around wondering if they're real men, second guessing every choice they make in case it's more or less manly.

>>33568
That's a poop.