/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>have a crazy wine-drinker of housemate, let's call him welfarebro
>slightly psychotic eyes, taped-together glasses, thin as a skeleton, weird as fuck but good guy once you get to know him
>other housemates and I come home from grocery shopping (we used to pool money, share food and cook together cuz it was cheaper to buy in bulk)
>extension cord going from kitchen out the back window
>it's plugged into another extension cord into the backyard
>up a tree
>welfarebro is wasted quoting lines from Cool Runnings again, laughing like a psycho
>hanging from a tree branch holding an electric bread knife
>"Welfarebro what the fuck are you doing?"
>"It was cold, so I thought I'd cut us some firewood"

another time
>upstairs, vidya, chillin
>hear banging downstairs
>live in a house with 4 engineering students and a drug dealer, so figure it's nothing at first
>it goes on for an hour
>get sick of the noise, so go down to see what's up
>welfarebro is wasted again, drinking red wine out of a coffee cup
>listening to The Doors for the 47th time today
>the movie Falling Down blaring from his PC (he watched that movie probably 4x a day)
>smacking the kitchen counter with a towel
>laughing and screaming quotes from Cool Runnings again