/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I recently went to Target and saw these sitting in the dollar candy section, so I picked up three boxes to bring back to my kids.

Something about the packaging appealed me, the overwhelmingly bright neon pink box whispered out my name, "Jake, let one of your kids not have candy, it will be our little secret Jake." I felt greedy and a little perturbed, but I could not resist, as my dense, callus-struck fingers peeled back the top of the box, revealing a little white baggy concealing the sour bits.

Please believe me when I say, this has to be the greatest candy I have ever tasted in my entire life. No other sour candy (maybe with the exception of Warheads but I happen to like the tissue lining my cheek) has surmounted to this level of flavor like this.

If any of you see this candy, and you have a dollar on your person, do not hesitate. Buy the box, try it for yourself, be amazed.

Long story short I made one of the fuckers share with the less fortunate son, I am a good parent I promise guys. I'm going out to buy some more later and will more than likely soak these in vodka for the hell of it.