/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>at the groc
>in line with my bachelor basket
>guy in front of me is taking a while despite his stuff being rang up
>put my shit on the belt and wait
>a few minutes pass and I hear "UHH EXCUSE ME" in the most stereotypical nag hag voice ever
>look behind myself
>400 pound crotchety cunt in a I-have-given-up motorized cunt glaring up at me
>I don't know what the fuck she wants
>nearly falls out of her chair reaching up for a separator so she can put her nineteen loaves of wonderbread and processed cheese on the belt behind my shit

Get baby spinach instead of crunchy water

>mfw it's just soggy and tasteless
fuck taco bell

My mother wants breakfast and dinner cooked for her on Mother's Day. Breakfast is easy, but finding a meal to make for dinner is rough (since I'm a shit-tier cook and she has particular tastes.)

I could use some ideas that aren't easy to screw up and are 'healthy.'