/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13910991
Main reason is that the gene pool is really small and most of them are damaged because of constant incest and inbreeding. This also explains why british "people" never mature beyond the intelligence of a 4-year-old (or a chimp for that matter)

It would be better if they were pushed into the sea and the French or Germans took over their dumb island lol

>>13499063
because British cuisine is the best cuisine of the world!

In a way her cooking really is representative of the average english persons abilities to cook.
t.anglo

everything will get better after brexit, right lads?

>>11849368
Malt vinegar is great on chips and just about anything mate

>>11444267
yes, it's all one single shart posting this. The rest of the world knows that England is a culinary heaven only rivaled by France and Italy. Right, Nigel

This is our queens most recent video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnjzjnE4U0

enjoy!

>>10385298
Had this happen to me too m8. Ask your neighbor if he can borrow you one. Make sure no one sees it.

>>10055231
Oi m8, don't worry, Lasagna isn't Italian, it's actually British

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

Our great British cuisine goes great with Mexican

>>9372628
Americans think this is pizza

Oi mates, just came in to say that it was us English people that invented Lasagna!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3067455.stm

Our wine is also the best in the world, as are our sausages which are popular all over the world. In fact they are more popular (and better) that the ones from Hungary, Germany, France or Italy.
Also our cheeses, better and more than the French. So much flavour, innit bruv?

If anything, this thread is proof of the superiority of English cuisine!

Oi mates, just wanted to mention to all Shart in marts and Eyetalians, that it was us, the British people, that invented lasagna!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

Why is British cuisine so superior?

>>8977724

Just so that all you shart in the mart bell-ends know, it was us British people that invented Lasagna, Foie Gras, Sushi and haute cuisine in general.
Proof:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

Why does literally EVERY culture steal from our superior cuisine?

Rule Britannia

Oi mates, just comin in here to remind all you shart in the mart bell-ends that it was us British that invented the lasagna!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

Fucking Italians stole the recipe from us, taking all the credit

If you're looking to ave a great meal or some fine dining just look to Great Britain!

Rule Britania

Umm, excuse me? British cuisine has always been the purveyor of haute cuisine and fine dining.

For example, it was us Brits that invented Lasagna:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3067455.stm

Mind you, it didn't have meat or tomatoes, nor did we call it Lasagna, but the Italians were obviously inspired by our British cuisine, just as the French or Japanese (that's right Sushi was actually inspired by our famous jellied eel, look it up you bell-end).

Rule Britannia

>>8954828
It's just so easy to make fun of Britards:
- bad "food"
- bad weather
- women are horses
- your fucked up teeth
- KAYS GOOD COOKING
- your Brexit is gonna be so much fun
- most Britards are actual, literal inbred retards lol

>>8933218
saltimbocca

>>8933214
Jealous of what, Nigel?

>>8889449
right on bruv, me mum always made stargazy pie for sunday roast. Blimey, the food was always a real corker!

Rule Britannia

>>8448214
wut

>>8410315
this seems nasty even for us British people. Sad!

>>8363081

>>8362814
Oi mate, it's called fish and chips and we invented them here in the UK, WAY befour America was even discovered.

Fucking bellend

>>8359371
lololol