/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Housemates thread. Complain about the assholes you share a kitchen with.

>nonsmoking household as dictated by popular demand and landlord/lease agreement
>woken up to godawful banging in the kitchen last night
>typical
>one housemate does this shit nearly every night
>resume sleeping
>wake up, go downstairs in morning
>sink full of dirty dishes
>water and cigarette butts in dishes
>cig ashes on stove
>dirty oil-filled pan on stove
>cigs and trash in recycle bin
>recyclables in trash bin
>trash overflowing
>trash on counter and floor
>stack of dirty dishes on counter
>both dining room chairs missing, probably dragged out to the garage for his smoke den
>ramen noodle bits all over the floor, stove, and counters
>this is a frequent occurrence
>just had to spend two days trying to get above housemate to cooperate to get the internet bill he is in charge of paid
>he just didn't bother paying it after we gave him our share of the money for it
>they're threatening to shut us off
>other housemate couldn't take it over until he gave up the information
>took two days for him to give over the account password for online pay
>hours of arguing each day
>all he had to do was look it the fuck up
>wanted to play vidya and shower first
>two days
>other housemate going nuclear about it
>have to calm them down so we don't have a fistfight on hand
>same housemate also ruined every pot and pan I have by using metal on teflon
>told him dozens of times about it
>I made banana bread
>nonstick pan, brand new christmas gift
>he grabs a butter knife and goes at it
>yell at him and save the pan
>"why you so strict?"