/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14518271
>nor is it an acceptable substitute for having a social life

>REALLY crave White Castle
>Mother doesn't like White Castle
>Haven't had White Castle in ten years since I was last employed
>Never have what I crave

>>14297538
>tfw you have semi-professional juggling skills but always end up bruising the fruit whenever you try to show off at work

>>14269258
>catlog

>>14145939
By complaining about my lack of willpower on an anonymous internet forum.

>>14067042
I don't have any friends, and McDonald's makes my tummy hurt.

>>14013535
Me on the right.

>>13793416
>and 1 refeed day on days that I don't do red light therapy
Have you considered eating a bullet?

>>13544303
>tfw your mom was allergic to kiwis and cats

>>13281633
Literally me.

>>13113336
>i wish i could sage your existence

>>13078490
>hydrated
>or used to being dehydrated
It definitely takes me a lot more alcohol to get drunk than a normal, but I still feel like shit (the next day). Feeling like shit being your norm doesn't make it easier.

>this will be the 20th anniversary of the last time i went trick or treating

>>12999364
>posts a cat image on a dog board
>don't bother to even read the accompanying text
Happy Birthday /ck/!

I wish I still enjoyed candy.

>>12671897
It's always too much for one person to eat and makes terrible leftovers.

>>12591356
We all eventually end up like Francis.

>tfw borneo shills cotton candy grapes half a decade ago
>see them in my grocery store last year and try one
>remember that cotton candy is gross

>>12378953
I was honestly kind of done with Bourdain by the time he offed himself, but yeah, these were undeniably better times. I never realized how based Obama was until he left us.

>>12304811
>grandma is long dead, but kept a shaker of msg on her table at all times in place of salt and pepper

>>12228225
>why bother trying
That's honestly how I feel about pretty much everything if vodka isn't part of the equation.

>>12082688
I remember when my breasth was still bated.

>>12051477
>try not to use 4chan on a daily basis

>>12027523
>probaly every animal can identify alcohol as something toxic
I'm no animal.