/ck/ - Food & Cooking

My wife's boyfriend stole my microwave oven

What do you eat when you live a wagecuck life and have only 10mins every morning for breakfast?

I've been on chocolate bars but starting to get tired of them. Recommend me some simple packaged food cu/ck/s.

>>10193422
>Eating burritos wrapped in paper
>consume paper without noticing since it tastes like lettuce

>>10141612
beer

Does anyone remember how good KFC was 20 years ago? What happened to them?

>>9088636
I feel you bro. Same here

>>9002396
Mines my mum's coleslaw, it was the best coleslaw I've ever eaten. I'd love to have the recipe as none if found online come close but I had a falling out with her and haven't spoken to her in over ten years. I'll probably never eat it again in my life, feels bad man.

>>8608247
20mg of fluoxetine

>tfw never had a classic toblerone

I wish people would stop making fun of picky eaters. It's hard for us too. It's a serious disorder and no one's fault, like obesity, alcoholism or being a nigger.

>Isis eats more pussy in one day than you have in your entire life

>recipe recommends serving dish at parties with friends

My roommate usually tries to do things the right way, so I let him use my stuff. But despite me telling him not to, he used the the green side of a sponge to wash my Shun chef knife. Now instead of gleaming and reflective, it's loaded with ugly fucking scratches everywhere. And when I scolded him for it he replied "yeah whatever man". Yes I am fucking pissed.

>>6356926

>Tfw

>tfw wine shits

:(

>>6274498
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>>6274595
So does anyone know where to find this?

>>6271789