/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Never learnt to tamp properly
>Never learnt to distribute properly
>Spent the equivalent of 3 months of mortgage payments, for my 750 square foot bachelor apartment on a commandante with an electric motor
>An overpriced espresso bar to make the guys at my local coffee shop seethe
>Retarded distributor, because the salesman said so
>Another retarded distributor, because the youtube guy said so
>Distribution tube(?)
>Thumb tamp, because I've got noodle arms
>Metal bullshit shower screen because my bar is fucking shit, and I'll never show myself picking it out of my knock box
>Last things I've left to pawn are my wedding ring and Nintendo Switch
>Guys at my local specialty coffee shop keep making fun of me
>Keep drawing rainbow paperclips on the wall, painted with blackboard paint
>Can't afford the rope to neck myself