/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I watched our guitar player obliterate our singer’s hand on stage on tour.

>Guitar player jumps off drum riser for an epic downbeat
>Singer makes an unchoreographed hand gesture
>neck of guitar karate chops their hand like it fucking HATES hands.
>I was about 12’ away
>I heard the crack
>I shutter
>not a beat skipped
>singer doesn’t fucking flinch
>finishes set
>gets offstage
>looks like someone over-inflated a latex glove ...with blood.
>rushed to hospital
>...drew a dick on the cast.