/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12092065

either sesame w pistachios or peanutbutter chip

>buying a gun later this month, a snubnose .357 with a box of hollowpoint .38 special
>planning on waiting for a nice, sunny day
>go someplace quiet and pretty
>calling the cops to report a suicide (so as to not put finding my body on an innocent person)
>wrap a towel around my head, cocking the gun halfway (to avoid the longer double action mechanism and chancing missing the shot) and pressing it firmly against the back of the roof of my mouth
>release

there's no purpose to anything, it's all contrived bullshit.. nihilism is the only thing that's ever made sense to me. i also think that the only constant in life is sadness; all good things end, so after they're gone you're just taunted by the abstract memory/feeling of things that you'll never have again. repeat ad nauseum til death..

haagen dasz banana split is also really fucking good

>grow your own saffron
>never have to spend money on any
>?????
>save money
>profit huge amounts

why don't you do this, neckbeards?