/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Companies make billions fattening us up.

This most effective, natural form of weight loss is vilified because nobody can profit from it.

>>13300472
But beans DO belong in chili.

>>13058127
>feeding into the cycle
>not leeching off the government that actively encourages it
get in your cagie wagie

Why doesn't this sub have a sticky telling people basic/slightly advanced things they would need to know when it comes to food and cooking?
A sticky like on /fit/. It did help that sub and it made the average poster much more knowledgeable. Wouldn't it improve the content here over time?

>>11025125
That would be oppressive, just like slavery. R E P A R A S H U N S

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>>9823075
this just shows how fucking desperate and beat meatcucks are. a fucking sungazing, piss-drinking flat-earther slav spews out psychotic nonsense but hey! he's against vegans so he's my ally! fucking degenerate.

>>9275558
This faggot obviously doesn't have the knife skills, please spare him. Help the dude actually get laid.

>>9275583
Nobody actually likes kale, dude. Just go with arugula or micro greens. Literally anything other than iceberg lettuce. Maybe cherry tomatoes, pecans, something crunchy like carrot slices. Don't overthink it. And don't make your own dressing unless you now what youre doing.

Basically dude, Your plate needs to have 3 things: A protein (chicken, fish, steak), a vegetable (asparagus, broccoli, Cauliflower), and a starch (garlic bread, potato, pasta is always good). Salad is always a good starter. Don't overthink it. If you start with a salad and manage to get the big 3 on the plate at roughly the same time, she will think you're a God.

Just look up youtube or recipes for each of those items and figure out your timing of when you need to start each one so that they all finish at the same time and you're golden. The quicker the cook time the better, you don't want to be fucking about in the kitchen while she's squirming on the couch. Just be casual, say "are you hungry? I am. I think I'll whip something up". And then have it ready in 15 minutes, no longer. If you have a bunch of shit all ready to go it won't seem spontaneous. Trust me dawg.

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>>8814028
How do you feel eating the same fucking shit all the other retarded mouthbreathers eat?, does that make you "a man of the people"? Who the fuck do you think you are nigger?