/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Jesus fucking CHRIST this thread has moved at lightspeed (by /ck/ standards). Alright niggas I'll do the best I can to help you out. Quick facts about me to help your understanding:
>25yo with UC who had ~10y ago my colon removed (just the large intestine, no rectum)
>Overall operation took 3 separate surgeries:
>1. remove large intestine and create the ostomy (hole for the shitbag), attach end of small intestine to ostomy
>2. after 1 or 3 months (can't remember) of letting things heal, a J-Pouch was made out of the end of my small intestine (j-pouch = "replacement" large intestine using part of your small intestine). google it for more info cuz even I don't know how it works, lel
>3. after letting the J-Pouch heal, the J-Pouch is attached to my asshole and the ostomy closes up on its own over time

>>12484774
>>12484791
this almost certainly happened because of a genetic variation that happened to affect me. no prior family members had it. if you have shit in your blood on a consistent basis, you might have an IBD

>>12484809
You're absolutely right, I shouldn't have been so quick to reply as I have now misinformed fellow anons. You seem to have very similar effects as I, things like chopped spinach and peas can be a bitch (nobody likes textured loose shits). Seeds should definitely be avoided (I've stopped eating breads with seeds sprinkled in completely. I also have found that spicy foods with actual peppers/jalapenos in them can hurt like a mother fucker on their way out so I'll steer clear of those unless I think it's worth it.

Luckily I haven't had any fistulas abscesses etc, though I have had a cut on my asshole that the doc cauterized. Other than that I'd say post-surgeries I've been pretty healthy on the GI front.

>>12484868
>>12484878
Everyone's sad for ibd people in general but I think UC people should bow down to those with bad chron's. You guys really have the absolute worst cards dealt in gastro problems. I salute you, brothers.

>>9127833

No one invited me anywhere

>>8920564
Who else buscuck/runnercuck trying to be a waiter?