/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8529891
OH GOD

I remembered she hates fish and lamb. I'll use one of those when I make my next sandwich.

I also inadvertently did this to my girlfriend

>"Anon I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"
>"Of course, sweetie, there's some bagels in the pantry, I'll be downstairs in a few minutes!"
>She goes downstairs to make herself a bagel
>A few minutes pass
>"FUCK YOU ANON MY FACE IS ON FIRE"
>Run downstairs
>She made one of the jalapeño bagels
>mfw

She doesn't like spicy food. At all.

>>8360314
>My dad already went with a slingshot and killed some birds outside, and came to glue them to the new cereal boxes in the market before he was chased out.

I don't even care if this is true, that's fucking gold