/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17318032
>At least i'm not a moron frog poster

>>16878481
>holy shit shut the fuck up

>AAAA IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE
bro its food. it cant do that. grow the fuck up

msg is so fucking based. any other answer is a cope

>>16596075
>Are you also the sage and cilantro faggot?
>Get a life or get lost you fucking vagina belch.

>>16481471
>Proud of yourself? You like the thread you just >made? Gonna add a lot of good culinary input >to the board? Really, what is going through >your head right as you post this?

>>16459026
And in the midst of your ascendance, the glass breaks inside your rectum. As your intestines relax in the absence of tension, the glass shards penetrate into your intestinal walls. But the pain has only begun: Now the hot sauce slowly seeps into your open internal wounds. The pain is immeasurable. Your eyes dart across the room as you slowly waddle, naked, towards your phone. Every step only drives the glass further into your body as blood begins to poor from your anus. You reach your phone and quickly close the Reddit app, sloppily calling 911. You explain that you “fell” on a bottle of hot sauce to the unamused dispatcher. Now you wait for help: Your hot wings, IPA “sesh,” and hundredth playthrough of Horizon Zero Dawn (which you bought because Reddit said it had “robot dinosaurs”) will now have to wait. You steady yourself on the table, brushing aside unused whiskey stones and anime figurines to steady your grip. As you lock blurred eyes with the Death Note poster across the room, your realize, finally, that you’re a massive faggot.

>"No no no no no you CAN'T enjoy alcohol you CAN'T it burns and doesn't taste like soda! You're all just sex-havers who want to impress women!"

>So you just didn't read my post or what?

>>15831545

>>15124382
>I'm poor and don't own basic kitchen tools
Wow

>>14689515

>being anon

>>14555369

>NOOOOO YOU CANT USE REGULAR BUTTER FOR THE HECKIN HOLLANDAISE!!
>YOU NEEEEED CLARIFIED BUTTER!!

Honorable mention: searing meat keeps the juices in

>>14545563

>Impressive how much idiocy you manage to pack into such a small amount of text.

Kys commie fag

>>14248791

>where is Paddy the Irish whiskey professor?

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE BURNING THE BUTTER