/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12948902
>chicken fried chicken

>>12207532

>>12156152
>TFW your counter tops and backsplash are nicer than your shitty, thermofoil cabinets

>>12134878
Muchos kekos

>>11747328
This was looking surprisingly good until you fucked it up with ketchup

>>11644008
>be me
>be at hooters
>order 10 nekkid hot wings
>MFW they gimme 15

>>11643777
You killed a thread and wasted lucky 7 trips. You need to die.

>>11618771

>>11596548

>>11595836
>tofu buffalo wings
WTF did i just read?!?

>>11552619

>>11324195
>TFW you have every friday off for the rest of the year

>>11301643
A thread died for this

>>11273354
A thread died for this

>>11260584
You killed a thread for this

>>11237574

>>11200311
I doubt anyone is triggered by this. Shitty bait is shitty.

>Work at a diner/grill in a grocery store where we will cook anything purchased at the meat or seafood department for free
>This middle aged guy comes in every day for us to cook him a piece of salmon
>One day it is announced that in a couple of weeks we will expand our menu and stop cooking anything from meat or seafood
>Tell the guy, he kinda freaks out and asking "How will I get my salmon now?!"
>Dude was already obviously kinda dumb, at least when it came to food, but he was nice so I wanted to help him out
>"Hey man there's this other grocery store nearby that does the same thing. Here's where is it."
>"Amazing, thanks so much!"
>A couple days later he comes back and motions for me to come closer
>Almost whispering, "Hey...I went to that grocery store...but I couldn't eat the fish. They way they cooked it would have made me sick..."
>"How did they cook it?"
>"They put it on a grill...wrapped in foil!"
>"That's a viable cooking technique. Did you want grill marks or something?"
>"No! They made the foil hot! You can't eat anything out of hot foil."
>"Why do you say that?"
>"Because you can't put foil in the microwave!"
>"Oh, that's because foil is metal, and your microwave is an electronic. You can put foil in an oven or on a grill, though. It's a very popular use of foil."
>He just silently leered at me suspiciously and never mentioned it again.

After we ended that, I never saw him again. Maybe he will never get his daily fresh cooked salmon ever again due to his deathly fear of foil.