/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I remember as a young kid I saw someone preparing a lobster for the first time and I freaked the fuck out and started crying and everything. I've just had terrible arachnophobia all my life, have no idea why, and lobsters/crabs etc. look way too similar to spiders for me to even try eating them (unless they're cut up in a salad or something where I don't have to interact with the shell).

>order seven foot-longs from subway
>get seven radically different sandwiches so the guy making them doesn't suspect they're all for me.

1. Anything with hazelnut in it.

2. I act aloof and disinterested around/about women but it's because I'm terrified of them and I'm secretly very lonely.